More funnies from the classroom

Girl (somewhat alarmed): Mrs. Newman, I smell celery.
(not the same girl who smelled sausage in the bathroom, mind you.)

One day, I forgot my umbrella. My jacket didn't have a hood, and we have to wait for parents to pick up their children at the parking lot. After walking my students to their cars in the rain, my hair must have looked like a mess, because a boy says to me, "Mrs. Newman, you look like you just jumped overboard." Thanks, kid. There are days when I do want to jump overboard.


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Have you ever had one of those embarassing moments when you realize you've been singing the wrong lyrics to a song (at the top of your lungs)? Well, you can feel better about it after you watch this amazing video.